lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
- Getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
- Getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
Rosie finally opens her mouth and it’s fucking flawless.
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
how to tell if someone likes you
1. they don’t
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
wow first of all how do you even touch a bird
this hits really hard
Let it goooo
Congratulations to this year’s Academy Awards winners!