i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets
- why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
- now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
- hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
- yeah i have an offshore neopets account i funnel neopoints through
i’m the mitt romney of neopets
the single greatest scene in the history of cinema
fantasyland (at night)
Starbucks to Offer $8 Kitten Latte
In an attempt to attract a higher end consumer, Starbucks has announced that it will begin to offer a new premium latte. The so-called “kitten latte” (actual menu name: Purriato) will come in two sizes: grande (one kitten) and venti (two kittens).
All that cuteness comes at a price, though. The grande Purriato will set you back $8, while a venti will cost $12 in most markets.
All kitten drinks will come with a saucer of skim milk.
isn’t this basically what divides tumblr?
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.